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Monday, March 21, 2005

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This peanut butter reminds me of you. This Cadbury egg with its cheap creme harkens back to your glorification of candy. CANDY!!!

Is this really the only way to change what's going on? Quang, Alma, Nami, Origami, Holy Land, The Liffey, True Thai, Jasmine Deli, Fasika, and everywhere else. Always taking a bite with that cute face. Always asking, "What?!"

Nah, you can't be cute though, it's gotta be painful. It's gotta be self-loathing. You're too badass.

I'll just puke and bask in the waters of Kitchen Sink adult contemporary.
Jean-Louis 3:12 PM

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